Here are some jokes to get you through today

Did y’all ever hear of the muffins that got close?

They had a muffin because of it

 

How did the man on the moon cut his hair?

He eclipsed it

 

Where did George Washington put his armies?

In his sleeves

 

What did the light say the driver?

Don’t look I’m changing

 

Where do the penguins go the movies?

The Dive In

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